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{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}
{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}
{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}
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